Thursday, October 21, 2010

October 21, 2010

Ante Meridiem

Pink, wrinkled driver
pasty, fleshy vehicle
iced satin highway.

Monday, October 18, 2010

October 18, 2010

Mindless Behavior

sdıɥsuoıʇɐןǝɹ ןnɟƃuıuɐǝɯ

Friday, October 15, 2010

October 15, 2010

Fall Into the…

"Don't use comic sans…"
"OMG, not PAPYRUS!!!"
"…the new Gap logo…"

Sunday, June 27, 2010

June 27, 2010

All Mine!

A subtle genius
(sartorially speaking—
and otherwise too).

Three hundred credits,
four minors and a major!
And there's more to come.

Speaking in public
"emperor's new clothes"
olive face: olive.

Weather won rites, like:
"men rape one in five women"
heel go know farther.

P.M.S. knowledge
more than the designer has,
more than the printer has.

Like the prettiest
of all the tropical birds,
she'll be turning blue.

Pi (3.14)
Golden ratio (1.6)
Her (5.89)

Go ask anyone
(who enjoys all the wrong songs):
"isn't she ugly?"

Buying her the world
would do nothing compared to
writing a letter.

I am all alone
until I feel that buzzing.
They are all alone.

Running in Lascaux
while relaxing in Nha Trang
is personified.

Even if I wed
a best-friend conglomerate,
I'd be left wanting.

Matrimony with
an entire stadium
sans polygamy.

Like if the army
was pretty and okay with
sharing the power.

When played all at once
her formula for tears scores
sixty and four points.

We were invited,
but we took a secret oath
and then turned it down.

My dear teacher of
natural conversation,
the art of 'shaka'.

Their names are picked out,
but Jasper and Exhilda's
diet is unclear.

Thank you, Obama.
Pre-existing condition:
all facial features.

Long natural hair
vital organs are still dyed
every other week.

Not eschew the things
certain to tear swell and flush—
buy, feed, and name them.

Record setting heat.
Meteorologists stunned,
scientists baffled.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

March 11, 2009


the ice-caps are not melting,
we're getting fatter.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

February 17, 2010

Empathy for Christopher Owens in Salt Lake City

I feel how you felt
when I listened to the new
Yeasayer album.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

February 11, 2010

Dream Job

I'll find success when
I capture the essence of
old women, running.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

February 7, 2010

Emotion Meter

When I feel happy,
I (secluded) sing and yell
like when I am sad.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

January 19, 2010

State of the Nation

We live in a time
where grapes and grape flavoring
are not similar.

If something is sour,
then we can dye it yellow
and call it "lemon."

Sunday, January 10, 2010

January 10, 2010

Sociopath (?)

It felt cold in here,
so I opened the window
and took off my clothes.