Thursday, January 29, 2009

January 24, 2009


I h8 txt spk.


B my n00b GF?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

January 23, 2009

Stay Out

When I shut my door,
and turn up "Into the Void",
my neck starts to hurt.

Say No More.

TV: "Muuhmuhneh."
When he says "Fairies Wear Boots,"
my soul understands.

Oh Yeah!

Black nativity?
Yeah right. The devil in love?
Sounds like "N.I.B."

January 22, 2009

Go Team

I can't write a cheer,
I don't know what it would be.
Chee-ku or Hai-eer?

Thinking Outside the Box

When I interview,
things go great until the end;
they hate haiku-més.


I wrote an essay
that had seventeen pages.
One word on each page.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

January 21, 2009


I can't help but think,
would all the girls like me more
if I was half horse?

2 v. 4

Pro: I'd be half horse,
which would be totally cool.
Con: I'd be half man.

1 v. 2

It comes down to this:
Which is it better to be,
half man or all man?

January 20, 2009


Things were different.
Things were easier for ME.
You are the new ME.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

January 19, 2009


The day one man dies,
depending on your home town,
is one man's birthday.


One's celebrated
for killing a man trying
to help his brothers.


One's celebrated
for dying a man trying
to help his brothers.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

January 18, 2009

Long Weekends

Some people will die
and simultaneously
give birth to more fun.

But Seriously

Is it easier
to remember legacy?
Or to go shopping?

14.285714% Chance

I hope when it ends
it will be on a Monday.
The kids will love me!

January 17, 2009

Life is Full of Choices

I (since birth) have loathed
silky jumpsuits and bright wigs.
Now I fear mirrors.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

January 16, 2009

Ulysses, Ulysses, Little Flower

Our badge of courage
shall be the bruise of passion.
No more turtle-necks.

Friday, January 16, 2009

January 15, 2009

It's Worth It

You can fly past me
if you will quit complaining.

Terror Jr.

The worst thing they do
is bite the hand that feeds them.
We feed them- speeding.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

January 14, 2009

Reason #2

The most funny thing
has never been standing up.
But the contrary.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

January 13, 2009

Not As Fun As it Sounds

Giacomo? Yeah right.
Unless he had a conscience,
I know how he died.

January 12, 2009

Winter on the Beach?!?

"It only takes one,"
then it's like winter all year!
I am so tempted.

Image is Everything

When some people smoke
they look irresponsible.
I bet I wouldn't.

Monday, January 12, 2009

January 11, 2009

Holiday in Utah

Utah and punk rock
have just one thing in common:
they both have Jell-o.

January 10, 2009


I used to just joke,
slur my speech and call girls "HO."

Phat Beat-ku

BUUUH.... buh buh bu-BUUUH
beep bop beep boooooOOOP beep bop bop
[swear]! drugs, girls [swear]! [swear]!

Old Skool

No offense Lil' Wayne,
but before Em went 8 miles,
Macbain dissed Macduff.

Friday, January 9, 2009

January 9, 2009

Yeah Right

It could be six feet tall,
but because I don't have one,
makes my mohawk twelve.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

January 8, 2009

For a class today, we had to introduce ourselves in an abnormal way.
I wrote some haikus:

Colin Pinegar's
creative introduction:
I wrote some haikus.

Colin Pinegar,
my two favorite sayings are
yeah right, whatever.

I come from Salt Lake.
Some people make fun of me,
but not the Prophet.

These are things I love:
skiing, skiing, and skiing-
and the haiku, duh.

I really like food:
cereal and falafel
and peanut butter.

Winter semester
design in advertising,
it's nice to meet you

Monday, January 5, 2009

January 5, 2009

Thanks Mother

I like things salty.
I don't mean literally.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

January 4, 2009


It's hard to explain,
but the feeling that I get
is easy to feel.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

January 3, 2009

Reg, Rorath, Nasty

Yeah, I get jealous,
but not always about girls.
I've talented friends.

Fingerberries, Nay-bones, Tito, Wort

I try my hardest
but I'm always the caboose.
I've talented friends

Friday, January 2, 2009

January 2, 2009


Go to bed on time.
Be more awesome overall.
A haiku a day.

Thursday, January 1, 2009


†∞ø †∏øµ$@π∆ & ∑¡g∏†, @ $µ₥₥@®¥

Two-thousand and eight.
The question you should ask is:
"what didn't happen?"

†∏∑ @π$∞∑®

Me getting married.
Me finding a million bucks.
Me graduating.


For many reasons,
this year was my very best.
9 will rock harder.