Wednesday, July 29, 2009

July 22, 2009


Sofa, carpet, bed-
bleached and funky and colder
from my wet swimsuit.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

July 21, 2009

It's Never Too Late

Angelic voices
from the busts of perfection.
Never outdated.

July 20, 2009


Yelling at their own,
on the grounds of "ignorance,"
ashamed of their form.


The sole difference?
There's no reason to hate cows,
because they eat grass.


Think of what fervor
they would employ to picket
carnivore caf├ęs!

July 19, 2009


These young men take "the
shrillest highs and lowest lows"
to "such great [new] heights."

Monday, July 27, 2009

July 18, 2009

Who's Walking Who?

Is there an instance
where our intentions become
what we think we are?

July 17, 2009


Things were going well,
and then you got an email
with a big fat :)

July 16, 2009


And when you say "sweat"
you mean sink faucet-esque pores?
'cause that's what I mean.

side note: good news

July 15, 2009

The Recession

of tight pants increases, while
thieves look for purses.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

July 14, 2009

Some Days

On the grey, wet days,
the elevator's broken,
and the subway's late.

Some Days (con't)

But rain poured that day
you resisted sleep and found

Thursday, July 23, 2009

July 13, 2009

Love/Hate relationship

New York is a dream:
my mind is up as I sleep.
but not wandering.

July 12, 2009

The New New York

Both the "work Colin"
and "work is over Colin"
just moved to New York.

July 11, 2009

Mobile Home

So I close my eyes—
and what appears before me
I wouldn't call "dark".

photo by NASA

July 10, 2009

New Yolk

On the contrary,
the deep green yolk belongs to
the world's freshest egg.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

July 9, 2009

It Can't Be

There is no such thing,
as far as I am concerned,
as a lil' smokey.

July 8, 2009

Amateur Photography

"Okay girls," she says
as she turns her camera,
"make a sexy face."

July 7, 2009


The newest muscle
not only impresses girls,
but hides your acne.

Williamsburg Woods

In a plaid forest
is the only place you'll find
skinny lumberjacks.

July 6, 2009

It's True

We've added the "o"
so that little asterisk?
it can kiss my butt.

July 5, 2009

Most People's Definition of "Sharing Music"

Magical subways:
here even earbuds blossom
into loud flowers.

July 4, 2009


Easier for us,
but he's made life harder for
the punks and rappers.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

July 3, 2009

Postmortem Success Stories

We should envy pigs:
even after slaughter, they're

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

July 2, 2009

This Could Happen To Anybody

Sitting in the park,
I turn, inquisitively.
Their dog's named Colin?!?

July 1, 2009


I'm getting cranky.
The proverbial chili's
ready to seat us.