May 27, 2009

Ban Hugging!

What's with kids these days?
“The high-five is, like, boring.”
High fives don't clog halls.


Three-second Rule = So Necessary

I told him seven sharp!
School ended hours ago!
He's still "saying" "bye."


Bring it Back!

We try to please them.
SEE?!?! You can do it on-line!
Did you forget Glenn?!?

May 26, 2009

Would You Rather

surgeon or sturgeon?
look skinny or taste skin-y?
sore legs or sword legs?

photo: drvmmmer

May 25, 2009

Dreams Can/Do Come True

It would be helpful,
nigh rad, to woo a falcon.
Nine dollars well spent.

May 24, 2009

Update:

I am enjoying
the comfort and ease of a
belt-free lifestyle.


Soon:

I vow to bring back
the comfort and pleasure of
the daily haiku.

February 17, 2009

Snipes

People are surprised
that I, who eats only plants,
Enjoys a good hunt.

February 16, 2009

Great Mysteries

The cornhole, slayer!
A meatloaf, wrapped in bacon?
This is why you're fat.