February 12, 2009

Good Thing Television Wasn't Invented Yet

If I had his face
I think I would grow a beard.
The man was genius.


Humble Beginnings?

Born in a cabin,
that was in a museum?!?
I would vote for him.


WWAD?

When he saw problems,
he would just abolish them.
What will Barry do?

February 11, 2009

Picking Favorites

Something must be said.
Caslon bold italic swash
is how I'll say it.

February 10, 2009

X X X

x x x x x ,
x x x x x x x :
The dictionary.

February 9, 2009

TiVo

When I was a kid,
I had to wake up early.
But not anymore.

February 8, 2009

"Funny"

When he jumped in poo,
the audience erupted.
They weren't Indian.


Slums

India living
looks like such an adventure.
I wish I lived there.

February 7, 2009

Advertising

People will need it
if a naked woman does.
Even if it sucks.


Advertisers

It just recently
became the funniest thing
to talk about sex.

February 6, 2009

Hail to the King

Rarely is a King
defeated by an army
of such young children.

February 5, 2009

Spring

Freeze finally melts,
and the fingers start to grow.
And things start to grow.

February 4, 2009

Winter

The coldest of chills
comes not from the eastern winds.
It comes from the stares.

February 3, 2009

Summer

The warmest blanket
is not made up of fabric.
It has arms and legs.

February 2, 2009

No-Sweets February

Which is the sweeter:
candy, cake, brownies, and stuff?
Or being yourself?


Junkie

When I take a hit,
It feels so good- like a dream.
Man, I love Starbursts!

February 1, 2009

Februaries

It's a good idea,
but seems like segregation.
U.S. History?

January 31, 2009

Siesta

Driving to Provo?
Sitting in New Testament?
Not at three o'clock.

January 30, 2009

Red Flag

Personalities
sometimes show up on the face.
Some men have goatees.

January 29, 2009

A/F

If you listen hard,
you hear the rare instrument
creativity.


D

I know what is right:
I hear what I want to hear,
it means what I want.

January 28, 2009

Capital W

Just the craziest,
and the most beautiful thing,
wrapped up into one.

January 27, 2009

WHATEVER

A double frontflip?
Switch double rodeo 10?
America sucks.

January 26, 2009

Gnarshmallow

Stomped switch 1080
381 feet.
With a safety grab.

January 25, 2009

Road Trip

I had 50 cents,
I gave it to the gypsy,
then she gave it back!