
What "They" "Forgot" to "Teach" "You"
History lesson:
We used to love "indians."
They fed us turkey.
Appetite Police
On Thanksgiving day
I just can't control myself.
So I wear tight pants.
Too Hard
If I had to choose
between turkey and stuffing
life would really suck.
Things I'm Thankful For
Jesus, my family,
friends, laughter, the internet,
it's almost Christmas