May 25, 2009

Dreams Can/Do Come True

It would be helpful,
nigh rad, to woo a falcon.
Nine dollars well spent.

May 24, 2009

Update:

I am enjoying
the comfort and ease of a
belt-free lifestyle.


Soon:

I vow to bring back
the comfort and pleasure of
the daily haiku.

February 17, 2009

Snipes

People are surprised
that I, who eats only plants,
Enjoys a good hunt.

February 16, 2009

Great Mysteries

The cornhole, slayer!
A meatloaf, wrapped in bacon?
This is why you're fat.

February 15, 2009

Cause

"Under the weather"
things like darkness and silence
make a lot more sense.


Effect

"Riding the Quillies"
makes talking fast and standing
seem impossible.

February 14, 2009

Valentinus

I know he's a saint:
now I don't have to say it
every single day.

February 13, 2009

DBM

Here's to the loyal:
I hope that you don't hate me.
Because now I'm back.