August 4, 2009

Shake Shack

In so few places
is the unhealthier choice
vegetarian.

July 20, 2009

Animals

Yelling at their own,
on the grounds of "ignorance,"
ashamed of their form.


Veganarchists

The sole difference?
There's no reason to hate cows,
because they eat grass.


Precedence

Think of what fervor
they would employ to picket
carnivore cafés!

July 9, 2009

It Can't Be

There is no such thing,
as far as I am concerned,
as a lil' smokey.

July 3, 2009

Postmortem Success Stories

We should envy pigs:
even after slaughter, they're
multi-talented.

July 1, 2009

Starving

I'm getting cranky.
The proverbial chili's
ready to seat us.

June 15, 2009

Tribute (10 of 21)

Baking club taught me
she had "womanly hobbies"/
feminist viewpoints.

June 3, 2009

Vegetarian

"Hi, I'm a Mormon."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Jewish.
Do you eat pork?" "No."

May 31, 2009

Eclogue

"My sheep are hungry—
is that a wolf over there?!?"
"No, just a grey sheep."

May 30, 2009

Sushi Dilemma

Big flames die slowly.
Struggling to put it out,
I sweat. So easy.

February 17, 2009

Snipes

People are surprised
that I, who eats only plants,
Enjoys a good hunt.

February 16, 2009

Great Mysteries

The cornhole, slayer!
A meatloaf, wrapped in bacon?
This is why you're fat.

February 2, 2009

No-Sweets February

Which is the sweeter:
candy, cake, brownies, and stuff?
Or being yourself?


Junkie

When I take a hit,
It feels so good- like a dream.
Man, I love Starbursts!

January 8, 2009

For a class today, we had to introduce ourselves in an abnormal way.
I wrote some haikus:

Colin Pinegar's
creative introduction:
I wrote some haikus.

Colin Pinegar,
my two favorite sayings are
yeah right, whatever.

I come from Salt Lake.
Some people make fun of me,
but not the Prophet.

These are things I love:
skiing, skiing, and skiing-
and the haiku, duh.

I really like food:
cereal and falafel
and peanut butter.

Winter semester
design in advertising,
it's nice to meet you