November 2, 2009

Post-Hardcore Visual Acuity

Most think otherwise,
but love is twenty-twenty,
and hindsight is blind.

August 2, 2009

Uneasy

...and depressed I cry:
"can I be the Sahara
for my xerocole?"

July 9, 2009

It Can't Be

There is no such thing,
as far as I am concerned,
as a lil' smokey.

July 8, 2009

Amateur Photography

"Okay girls," she says
as she turns her camera,
"make a sexy face."

June 30, 2009

Would You Rather (#3)

Get girls or get girls?
Ostracized or ostrich-sized?
Urban or urbane?

June 2, 2009

Star Wars kid

If I had girl eyes,
when dead I'd go to heaven.
Would I live as long?

May 30, 2009

Sushi Dilemma

Big flames die slowly.
Struggling to put it out,
I sweat. So easy.

May 27, 2009

Ban Hugging!

What's with kids these days?
“The high-five is, like, boring.”
High fives don't clog halls.


Three-second Rule = So Necessary

I told him seven sharp!
School ended hours ago!
He's still "saying" "bye."


Bring it Back!

We try to please them.
SEE?!?! You can do it on-line!
Did you forget Glenn?!?

February 14, 2009

Valentinus

I know he's a saint:
now I don't have to say it
every single day.

February 3, 2009

Summer

The warmest blanket
is not made up of fabric.
It has arms and legs.

January 28, 2009

Capital W

Just the craziest,
and the most beautiful thing,
wrapped up into one.

January 25, 2009

Road Trip

I had 50 cents,
I gave it to the gypsy,
then she gave it back!

January 21, 2009

Slash

I can't help but think,
would all the girls like me more
if I was half horse?


2 v. 4

Pro: I'd be half horse,
which would be totally cool.
Con: I'd be half man.


1 v. 2

It comes down to this:
Which is it better to be,
half man or all man?

January 20, 2009

Destiny?

Things were different.
Things were easier for ME.
You are the new ME.

January 13, 2009

Not As Fun As it Sounds

Giacomo? Yeah right.
Unless he had a conscience,
I know how he died.