February 14, 2009

Valentinus

I know he's a saint:
now I don't have to say it
every single day.

January 18, 2009

Long Weekends

Some people will die
and simultaneously
give birth to more fun.

But Seriously

Is it easier
to remember legacy?
Or to go shopping?

14.285714% Chance

I hope when it ends
it will be on a Monday.
The kids will love me!

January 2, 2009

Resolve

Go to bed on time.
Be more awesome overall.
A haiku a day.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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Two-thousand and eight.
The question you should ask is:
"what didn't happen?"


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Me getting married.
Me finding a million bucks.
Me graduating.


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For many reasons,
this year was my very best.
9 will rock harder.

Giving Thanks via Haiku

What "They" "Forgot" to "Teach" "You"

History lesson:
We used to love "indians."
They fed us turkey.


Appetite Police

On Thanksgiving day
I just can't control myself.
So I wear tight pants.


Too Hard

If I had to choose
between turkey and stuffing
life would really suck.


Things I'm Thankful For

Jesus, my family,
friends, laughter, the internet,
it's almost Christmas