July 23, 2009

No Offense

I'd plug my phone in,
but she's in Prague, who would call?
I don't want to talk.

July 16, 2009

"Sweat"

And when you say "sweat"
you mean sink faucet-esque pores?
'cause that's what I mean.

side note: good news

July 12, 2009

The New New York

Both the "work Colin"
and "work is over Colin"
just moved to New York.

July 11, 2009

Mobile Home

So I close my eyes—
and what appears before me
I wouldn't call "dark".


photo by NASA

July 10, 2009

New Yolk

On the contrary,
the deep green yolk belongs to
the world's freshest egg.

January 17, 2009

Life is Full of Choices

I (since birth) have loathed
silky jumpsuits and bright wigs.
Now I fear mirrors.

January 15, 2009

It's Worth It

You can fly past me
if you will quit complaining.
Hypocritical.


Terror Jr.

The worst thing they do
is bite the hand that feeds them.
We feed them- speeding.

January 12, 2009

Winter on the Beach?!?

"It only takes one,"
then it's like winter all year!
I am so tempted.


Image is Everything

When some people smoke
they look irresponsible.
I bet I wouldn't.

January 9, 2009

Yeah Right

It could be six feet tall,
but because I don't have one,
makes my mohawk twelve.

January 8, 2009

For a class today, we had to introduce ourselves in an abnormal way.
I wrote some haikus:

Colin Pinegar's
creative introduction:
I wrote some haikus.

Colin Pinegar,
my two favorite sayings are
yeah right, whatever.

I come from Salt Lake.
Some people make fun of me,
but not the Prophet.

These are things I love:
skiing, skiing, and skiing-
and the haiku, duh.

I really like food:
cereal and falafel
and peanut butter.

Winter semester
design in advertising,
it's nice to meet you

January 4, 2009

LCF

It's hard to explain,
but the feeling that I get
is easy to feel.

January 2, 2009

Resolve

Go to bed on time.
Be more awesome overall.
A haiku a day.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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Two-thousand and eight.
The question you should ask is:
"what didn't happen?"


†∏∑ @π$∞∑®

Me getting married.
Me finding a million bucks.
Me graduating.


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For many reasons,
this year was my very best.
9 will rock harder.

Finals

Late or Early?

I love my major:
I see the time of the day
no one else wants to.

Giving Thanks via Haiku

What "They" "Forgot" to "Teach" "You"

History lesson:
We used to love "indians."
They fed us turkey.


Appetite Police

On Thanksgiving day
I just can't control myself.
So I wear tight pants.


Too Hard

If I had to choose
between turkey and stuffing
life would really suck.


Things I'm Thankful For

Jesus, my family,
friends, laughter, the internet,
it's almost Christmas