January 24, 2009

WTF?

I h8 txt spk.
(ROTFLOL)
OMG, JK!

<3

B my n00b GF?
IDK, LMFR.
URAQT.

January 23, 2009

Stay Out

When I shut my door,
and turn up "Into the Void",
my neck starts to hurt.


Say No More.

TV: "Muuhmuhneh."
When he says "Fairies Wear Boots,"
my soul understands.


Oh Yeah!

Black nativity?
Yeah right. The devil in love?
Sounds like "N.I.B."

January 22, 2009

Go Team

I can't write a cheer,
I don't know what it would be.
Chee-ku or Hai-eer?


Thinking Outside the Box

When I interview,
things go great until the end;
they hate haiku-més.


C-

I wrote an essay
that had seventeen pages.
One word on each page.

January 21, 2009

Slash

I can't help but think,
would all the girls like me more
if I was half horse?


2 v. 4

Pro: I'd be half horse,
which would be totally cool.
Con: I'd be half man.


1 v. 2

It comes down to this:
Which is it better to be,
half man or all man?

January 20, 2009

Destiny?

Things were different.
Things were easier for ME.
You are the new ME.

January 19, 2009

Multi-tasking

The day one man dies,
depending on your home town,
is one man's birthday.


REL

One's celebrated
for killing a man trying
to help his brothers.


MLK

One's celebrated
for dying a man trying
to help his brothers.

January 18, 2009

Long Weekends

Some people will die
and simultaneously
give birth to more fun.

But Seriously

Is it easier
to remember legacy?
Or to go shopping?

14.285714% Chance

I hope when it ends
it will be on a Monday.
The kids will love me!