colinflower

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Vegetarian

"Hi, I'm a Mormon."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Jewish.
Do you eat pork?" "No."

Star Wars kid

If I had girl eyes,
when dead I'd go to heaven.
Would I live as long?

Jejune Poem/Lips

So sweet is the sound
of forty-seven year-olds
dropping the "F-bomb."

Eclogue

"My sheep are hungry—
is that a wolf over there?!?"
"No, just a grey sheep."

Sushi Dilemma

Big flames die slowly.
Struggling to put it out,
I sweat. So easy.

Today Equals

Luggage plus downpour.
Nap plus brand new apartment.
Veckatimest LIVE!!!

Tonight

I've no place to stay
but many places to go.
See you soon, New York.