January 16, 2009

Ulysses, Ulysses, Little Flower

Our badge of courage
shall be the bruise of passion.
No more turtle-necks.

January 15, 2009

It's Worth It

You can fly past me
if you will quit complaining.
Hypocritical.


Terror Jr.

The worst thing they do
is bite the hand that feeds them.
We feed them- speeding.

January 14, 2009

Reason #2

The most funny thing
has never been standing up.
But the contrary.

January 13, 2009

Not As Fun As it Sounds

Giacomo? Yeah right.
Unless he had a conscience,
I know how he died.

January 12, 2009

Winter on the Beach?!?

"It only takes one,"
then it's like winter all year!
I am so tempted.


Image is Everything

When some people smoke
they look irresponsible.
I bet I wouldn't.

January 11, 2009

Holiday in Utah

Utah and punk rock
have just one thing in common:
they both have Jell-o.

January 10, 2009

Nahmean?

I used to just joke,
slur my speech and call girls "HO."
BuhnahitsfaREEL!


Phat Beat-ku

BUUUH.... buh buh bu-BUUUH
beep bop beep boooooOOOP beep bop bop
[swear]! drugs, girls [swear]! [swear]!


Old Skool

No offense Lil' Wayne,
but before Em went 8 miles,
Macbain dissed Macduff.