October 28, 2009

The Only Downside to Popularity

The more friends you have,
the less you can pick your nose
anonymously.

October 27, 2009

Halloween: Lofty Goals

Slutty is easy,
but sluttily creative
can be a challenge.

September 9, 2009

Narcolepsy

Too sleepy to sit,
but too hot to stand outside.
I effing hate school.

September 9, 2009

Fall Semester

Cold for a summer,
a stack of books in my arm.
Ends the reply, "… too."

September 6, 2009

Wants and Needs

Finally, paths meet.
After the blissful junction
is just a tightrope.

August 4, 2009

Shake Shack

In so few places
is the unhealthier choice
vegetarian.

August 3, 2009

Twenty Days

Knowing that shortly
you'll be flying to heaven's
not planned suicide.