February 17, 2010

Empathy for Christopher Owens in Salt Lake City

I feel how you felt
when I listened to the new
Yeasayer album.

February 11, 2010

Dream Job

I'll find success when
I capture the essence of
old women, running.

February 7, 2010

Emotion Meter

When I feel happy,
I (secluded) sing and yell
like when I am sad.

January 19, 2010

State of the Nation

We live in a time
where grapes and grape flavoring
are not similar.

If something is sour,
then we can dye it yellow
and call it "lemon."

January 10, 2010

Sociopath (?)

It felt cold in here,
so I opened the window
and took off my clothes.

December 29, 2009

Semi-annual Harmonies

Facing the ceiling
the drill plays to the tune of
Toto's "Africa."


Floss Rock

Gums slowly bleeding,
she flosses me to the beat
of "Dust in the Wind."


"Adult Contemporary"

"That will sound better,"
he thought, "with somebody's hands
inside of your mouth."

December 20, 2009

Recession

If time is money,
you would think we would slow down,
cause we're wasting it.

If money is time,
shouldn't we spend it on things
we enjoy doing?