February 12, 2009

Good Thing Television Wasn't Invented Yet

If I had his face
I think I would grow a beard.
The man was genius.


Humble Beginnings?

Born in a cabin,
that was in a museum?!?
I would vote for him.


WWAD?

When he saw problems,
he would just abolish them.
What will Barry do?

February 11, 2009

Picking Favorites

Something must be said.
Caslon bold italic swash
is how I'll say it.

February 10, 2009

X X X

x x x x x ,
x x x x x x x :
The dictionary.

February 9, 2009

TiVo

When I was a kid,
I had to wake up early.
But not anymore.

February 8, 2009

"Funny"

When he jumped in poo,
the audience erupted.
They weren't Indian.


Slums

India living
looks like such an adventure.
I wish I lived there.

February 7, 2009

Advertising

People will need it
if a naked woman does.
Even if it sucks.


Advertisers

It just recently
became the funniest thing
to talk about sex.

February 6, 2009

Hail to the King

Rarely is a King
defeated by an army
of such young children.