Wednesday, May 27, 2009

May 27, 2009

















Ban Hugging!

What's with kids these days?
“The high-five is, like, boring.”
High fives don't clog halls.


Three-second Rule = So Necessary

I told him seven sharp!
School ended hours ago!
He's still "saying" "bye."


Bring it Back!

We try to please them.
SEE?!?! You can do it on-line!
Did you forget Glenn?!?

May 26, 2009
























Would You Rather


surgeon or sturgeon?
look skinny or taste skin-y?
sore legs or sword legs?

photo: drvmmmer

May 25, 2009

Dreams Can/Do Come True

It would be helpful,
nigh rad, to woo a falcon.
Nine dollars well spent.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

May 24, 2009
















Update:

I am enjoying
the comfort and ease of a
belt-free lifestyle.


Soon:

I vow to bring back
the comfort and pleasure of
the daily haiku.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

February 17, 2009

















Snipes

People are surprised
that I, who eats only plants,
Enjoys a good hunt.

February 16, 2009
























Great Mysteries


The cornhole, slayer!
A meatloaf, wrapped in bacon?
This is why you're fat.
 

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